It is awesome. Except for the insane hoards exploding out of the windy paths, its a joy to wander through. Hogsmeade is a gem, a work of art, really. Look at Hogwarts - it's fabulous.
We stayed at this fabulous, swanky resort. The sort of place you can call housekeeping and say, "I forgot deodorant," and they reply, "No problem. We'll bring some right up." I was tempted to call and ask for random things, like a pregnancy test or condoms. Or both.
Anyway, because we stayed at this posh resort practically on top of the park, we got Express Passes and early admission to the park. We heard that the best thing to do was to get there at 7 am and head strait for Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, the ride that's in Hogwarts Castle. It's the main attraction and a feat of theme park technological wizardry (he he).
It's also scary as hell. I thought it was a sort of safe for the whole family ride. Turns out it wasn't even safe for me. (I can hear some of you hardened theme park aficionados snickering at this.)
But, damn. You're bolted down in these benches - "enchanted benches" I later learned they were called - and then you move along the conveyor belt of doom while the benches pitch you about. I don't think we went upside down but I remember being flat on my back at some point and then face down. I knew going in of course that the highlight was the filmed projections that put you into the action. I was hoping for the best. I have problems processing film that is right in my face and surrounding me, and swooping visually down through the trees while being tossed about by possessed benches was very unpleasant. I gave up and closed my eyes. At some point there was a roar and a blast of hot air. I think that was a dragon. I missed the spider entirely.
If you so desire, you can get a vague sense of what it was like in this video. I enjoyed seeing what I missed from the comfort of my sofa.
It seems so short on video.
|The enchanted benches|
|Sadly, only the outside of Olivanders. Don't you love the fake snow?|
Some young wizards and witches stopped by while we were waiting in line for Olivanders. I am quite sad that we missed the toad chorus.
|You could tell these witches were enjoying their work.|
You can't go to Hogsmeade without trying the Butterbeer. Happily, it was recently reformulated to be both dairy-free and gluten-free, so I was able to partake. It tastes like cream soda with foamy, vaguely buttery fluff on top.
|DramaQueen sampling the Butterbeer at the Hogshead.|
|Firecracker is still recovering from the Forbidden Journey ride.|
There is talk of creating a Hogwarts train ride, which would be so awesome. It could be Universal's monorail.
|At Platform 9 3/4|
|I love the luggage. Note the owl cage.|
The village is full of fun details. I ran across a placard for Gringott's Bank - it was next to an ATM. Most of the buildings were facade's only - you couldn't go in. But the window displays were charming and artful, with references to items in the book series.
|Details like this moving wanted post of Sirius Black make the park special.|
|The hapless Ford Anglia.|
|A squealing mandrake root.|
|Can you see the wands and post boxes?|
|The window displays were outstanding.|
I really wanted to capture this window display with all Lockhart's books and the moving photos, but I just couldn't do it justice.
Dervish & Banges is the main gift shop, and it was specially designed to be impossible to navigate, partly because the Owl Post feeds into it, and Olivanders exits into the Owl Post, which is about the width of a train corridor and the main place to purchase your wand, which are stacked up along all the walls. And DramaQueen had to open them all before choosing her wand. A checkout counter, looking like an authentic postal counter, is bang in the middle of the Owl Post. After a while you feel like clocking someone. That's a good time to find another mug of Butterbeer.
|The Monstrous Book of Monsters. It snarls and snaps.|
Somehow I didn't get any photos of Zonko's Joke Shop or Duke's Sweetshop. I think by that time the crowds were at their height. DramaQueen bought a screaming yo-yo, a golden snitch and a chocolate frog.
|This box houses a chocolate frog. Or it did.|
She rode Red Fish Blue Fish three times. I rode it twice. We got soaked.
|Did I mention we had Express Passes? So worth it.|
The next day we went to the Universal Studios side. We were too exhausted to do much.
|At the Curious George Waterpark|
Well, Dear Husband and I were, but Abby did just fine.
DramaQueen loves the I Love Lucy show. She bought a Vitameatavegimin magnet.
And that's all. I'm winding this up not exactly because that's all I have to say but because this post has been hanging around for days and it's irritating me.