tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post113605939045712160..comments2024-03-06T21:02:52.061-05:00Comments on Bad Alice: Praise God and Pass the WellbutrinBad Alicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04540577363786819292noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136495010551331162006-01-05T16:03:00.000-05:002006-01-05T16:03:00.000-05:00How many Microsoft engineers does it take to chang...How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb ?<BR/><BR/>- None. Bill Gates wil just redefine Darkness (TM) to be the new industry standard.Curious Servanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564580536911743558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136487806286714232006-01-05T14:03:00.000-05:002006-01-05T14:03:00.000-05:00Even better:Q: How many Jewish mothers does it tak...Even better:<BR/><BR/>Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?<BR/><BR/>A: It's okay--I'll sit in the dark!Bad Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04540577363786819292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136487732593936882006-01-05T14:02:00.000-05:002006-01-05T14:02:00.000-05:00Oh, I love lightbulb jokes.Q: How many Unitarians ...Oh, I love lightbulb jokes.<BR/><BR/>Q: How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?<BR/><BR/>A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement: <BR/>"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."Bad Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04540577363786819292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136485596098371612006-01-05T13:26:00.000-05:002006-01-05T13:26:00.000-05:00Q.:How many psychologists goes it take to change a...Q.:<BR/>How many psychologists goes it take to change a light bulb?<BR/><BR/>A.:<BR/>One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>better?Curious Servanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564580536911743558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136474934140187422006-01-05T10:28:00.000-05:002006-01-05T10:28:00.000-05:00how's the editing going?I expect the eggnog is lon...how's the editing going?<BR/><BR/>I expect the eggnog is long gone now :)<BR/><BR/>blessings!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136406400903039262006-01-04T15:26:00.000-05:002006-01-04T15:26:00.000-05:00Glad you are doing better. Sometimes recognizing ...Glad you are doing better. Sometimes recognizing what is wrong is half the battle. Have a good time with the egg nog!spookyrachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11652180845736295060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136389626375904142006-01-04T10:47:00.000-05:002006-01-04T10:47:00.000-05:00Hope you are well soon. I too have had a battle wi...Hope you are well soon. I too have had a battle with depression and you are right as a mother our own needs are often last on the agenda.<BR/><BR/>Hang in there and I wish you all the best in 2006.Scog Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17731412303930118921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136322280346521812006-01-03T16:04:00.000-05:002006-01-03T16:04:00.000-05:00OK...So a priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk wal...OK...<BR/><BR/>So a priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar...<BR/><BR/>The bartender and looks up and says...<BR/><BR/>"What's this?! Some kind of a joke?!"<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>I know, I know... it's a groaner, but I heard you could use a laugh and this is the best I had on hand.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Still praying.Curious Servanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564580536911743558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136301390520397072006-01-03T10:16:00.000-05:002006-01-03T10:16:00.000-05:00Been keeping you in my prayers!Been keeping you in my prayers!Rachel Nguyenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01534890739695708419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136210555076687602006-01-02T09:02:00.000-05:002006-01-02T09:02:00.000-05:00Love and prayers for 2006...may it bring lots of c...Love and prayers for 2006...may it bring lots of chances to relax and lots of love and joy in unexpected places.Kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171138485811816831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136170877517178762006-01-01T22:01:00.000-05:002006-01-01T22:01:00.000-05:00I hope that the new year is a good one.I hope that the new year is a good one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136144711542450832006-01-01T14:45:00.000-05:002006-01-01T14:45:00.000-05:00Happy new year B.A.I've been praying for you and y...Happy new year B.A.<BR/><BR/>I've been praying for you and your family.Curious Servanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564580536911743558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136092509748910022006-01-01T00:15:00.000-05:002006-01-01T00:15:00.000-05:00Well, Well, it's good to see you back. I'm glad y...Well, Well, it's good to see you back. I'm glad you're OK. Our prayers have been with you. Have a great party.the tentmakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07593763466555013661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136067763019311132005-12-31T17:22:00.000-05:002005-12-31T17:22:00.000-05:00phew!soaking in a hot tub and reading a book sound...phew!<BR/><BR/>soaking in a hot tub and reading a book sounds wonderful, hope you get to do it<BR/><BR/>but I'm glad too you took the editing job - it will help the finances and I suspect you're pretty good at it too, especailly aided by brandy laced eggnog.<BR/><BR/>good luck with the party. It's many years since we've had to have one of those - good memories though - in the main. One I took the boys to play football and DD served juice at 'half time' then we trooped back all muddy and I served them hamburgers and fries on the kitchen floor. They thought I was so cool - I thought I was practical. (it was too cold to eat outside - April is not spring here!)<BR/><BR/>blessings and love.<BR/>I'm not fan of New Year either.<BR/><BR/>hugsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15524211.post-1136060291994284532005-12-31T15:18:00.000-05:002005-12-31T15:18:00.000-05:00Glad to have you back, Bad Alice. Glad you have a...Glad to have you back, Bad Alice. Glad you have a wonderful MIL and kugel. I do hope you have a happy new year and that God will bless you and yours richly.Lorrainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15130321823549477784noreply@blogger.com